A local EMT comes into the Subway I work at and he told me a story about how he smoked some weed that was quite clearly laced with something (to this day, he still doesn’t know), while he was working at a Subway. Pretty sure they don’t give a shit that you or your friends do drugs and have no reason to get you in trouble for it.
EMT’s should be treated with the utmost respect all the time because they give up their own safety and their entire sleep schedule to save your ass when you’re at your most vulnerable. So, yeah. Be cool with your EMT!
commonly confused medieval weapons
a powerpoint by me
now stop screwing them up seriously or i will put a medieval weapon in your head
Congratulations on essentially making a “kick me” sign and stapling it to your forehead.
OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP
thjis is still one of my favorite smash videos
if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u
I’d like to see you try
So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?