A local EMT comes into the Subway I work at and he told me a story about how he smoked some weed that was quite clearly laced with something (to this day, he still doesn’t know), while he was working at a Subway. Pretty sure they don’t give a shit that you or your friends do drugs and have no reason to get you in trouble for it.

EMT’s should be treated with the utmost respect all the time because they give up their own safety and their entire sleep schedule to save your ass when you’re at your most vulnerable. So, yeah. Be cool with your EMT!

(Source: emt-monster, via kankerangel)

(Source: myskinnybones, via jusaramblinman)

dungeonsandpendragons:

commonly confused medieval weapons

a powerpoint by me

now stop screwing them up seriously or i will put a medieval weapon in your head

Congratulations on essentially making a “kick me” sign and stapling it to your forehead.

(via assbuttbrinker)

curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

(via unclefather)

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor, via cattalkk)

disconnector:

thjis is still one of my favorite smash videos

(Source: midicronica, via officialcrow)

fuckyeah1990s:

Road Rash.

fuckyeah1990s:

Road Rash.

(via irby1)

bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

(via drop-y0urchains)

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

I’d like to see you try

(Source: poopflow, via assbuttbrinker)

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

(via unclefather)

dabdiablo:

that moment you realize you high as fuck

(via xjamesdevorex)

(Source: aaliyah1979-2001, via unclefather)

unclefather:

johnny-neocash:

this is a notable neopet oh my god

This is hentai. And it is illegal.

unclefather:

johnny-neocash:

this is a notable neopet oh my god

This is hentai. And it is illegal.

(Source: nosdrinker, via mrhaleighho)

(Source: alderaans, via the-last-ring-bearer)